whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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high-school-fling:

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dontbeanassbutt:

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jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

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gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

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